mommyjenny I cannot believe they got a Canadian mime to pretend to fix the Olympic cauldron. Even H is speechless. #ocanada #fearthemime
45 minutes ago via web
jennyfromtheblock I sort of love that they got a Canadian mime to pretend to fix the Olympic cauldron. #sortalovemimes
44 minutes ago via web
thesueyside If those white-clad Gidget snowboarders make a maple leaf, I will slit my wrists. In a maple leaf pattern. #fml #readyformyclosingceremony
22 minutes ago via web
mommyjenny @thesueyside Stay alive. The Marriage Ref with Seinfeld and Baldwin is next up. #laughteristhebestmedicine
15 minutes ago via web
jennyfromtheblock OMG. THEY PUT RUSSIANS IN INFLATABLE HAMSTER BALLS WITH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS AND EVERYONE IS KEEPING A STRAIGHT FACE. #killmysenseofirony
14 minutes ago via web
mommyjenny If I can’t get my kid to brush her teeth, I sure as hell can’t get her to the Olympics #parentingsux
12 minutes ago via web
thesueyside The Dan Jansen commercial makes me cry. Joannie Rochette’s hat makes me cry. Shawn White’s coif makes me cry. #wishiwerekidding
11 minutes ago via web
jennyfromtheblock @thesueyside The head of Canada cannot speeekez les Francais. I bet you can say merci beaucoups without pronouncing the p. #blamecanada
9 minutes ago via web
mommyjenny Bob Costas just said “Amen” to Neil Young. No, seriously. He actually said, “Amen,” and I snort-wheezed drool on the dog. #neilyoungwhatiswithyourhat
6 minutes ago via web
dreamyjenn WTF? Why is Doc Baker tooting into a harmonica under gigantic icicles? Where’s Project Runway? #adhdnotjust4kidz
4 minutes ago via web
thesueyside Someone just said AS IT WERE. Show me to the bridge. I want poisoned candy and I will lick and lick until I can lick no more. #arsenicnotSplenda
3 minutes ago via web
jennyfromtheblock Oh, William Shatner. You have never made love in a canoe, and we all know it. P.S. They spelled ‘prairies’ with only one ‘i’ on the big-ass floor postcards. #atleasticanspelleh?
3 minutes ago via web
mommyjenny O, CATH-er-ine O’Hara, I love you, but I hate the writers who gave you this material. Sorry, eh! #noEmmysontheway
2 minutes ago via web
mommyjenny @jennyfromtheblock They photographed PEE IN THE SNOW. Please tell me you saw that too. #urinedoesnotbelongintheclosingceremonyoftheolympics
1 minute ago via web
thesueyside I love Michael J. Fox. #totally
1 minute ago via web
mommyjenny I love Michael J. Fox. #absolutely
1 minute ago via web
jennyfromtheblock I love Michael J. Fox. #alexrulesbutiwoulddojasonbateman
1 minute ago via web
thesueyside But he said back bacon and poutine and now I want to cry again. I am pathetic. Pathetique. #fixme
45 seconds ago via web
jennyfromtheblock @thesueyside Buble Alert! With Mounties! SHUT OFF THE TV and call the Good Samaritans, stat #weloveyouandinflatablemountiesblow
30 seconds ago via web
mommyjenny @thesueyside @jennyfromtheblock THEY DRESSED A CHILD AS A HOCKEY PUCK AND BY GOD I WANT TO SMASH IT, HARD #sowrong
30 seconds ago via web
dreamyjenn Are those inflatable mountie sex dolls or should my mom be adjusting my med trays? #mountthis
25 seconds ago via web
jennyontheblock OH MY FUCK THEY ARE BRINGING IN THE BEAVERS #ohmyfucktheyarebringinginthebeavers
20 seconds ago via web
mommyjenny I think I just saw a mountie blowup doll hump one of the beavers #bleachmybrain
20 seconds ago via web
dreamyjenny @mommyjenny No, no, it was a beaver mounting a canoe. Someone stand on guard for me or I am going to piss myself in my sleep. #withglowingfarts
15 seconds ago via web
jennyontheblock I think the maple leaf nymph with the big titties just touched herself inappropriately #dragqueensfindingwork
10 seconds ago via web
thesueyside @jennyontheblock @mommyjenny @dreamyjenn I feel much better now. Made it to the Marriage Ref and they taxidermied The Fonz #perfectending
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Thank you for tweeting and telling. Laughing and laughing and laughing over here.
That commercial makes me cry too. No joke. Then again, in NY there used to be a radio ad with a recording of ordinary people singing “If I Had a Million Dollars” as a lottery promotion. Somehow the first time I heard it my brain decided that all those people were now dead and it became the most poignant commercial I’d ever heard. It brought me to tears several times over.
hahahahahahahahahhahaha
still laughing…..
muy, muy funny
I always identified with Alex P. Keaton (because I carried a brief case in high school – yeah, I know I’m a nerd) but Mallory was the one I wanted to kiss. Turns out I should have gone for Elyse.
simianfarmer @mommyjenny You should come to expect pedantry from me, so I’ll just say that some of those had more than 140 characters. sry. kthxbai.
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Hi. Larious. I am amazed by your ability to crack me up in one post and crack my heart in the next. Thank you.
Now I’m really sorry I had to work last night and missed it. The tacky sounds magnifique!
“Mountie doll” sounds dirty even without “sex.” Pass the ziti.
Hilarious. Hysterical (in a good way). Genuis. I love it.
Soooo good. Hearing Bob Costas talk about giant inflatable beavers was the highlight.
Okay, so I missed like 90% of the Olympics, and actually didn’t even know it had started until it was already 2 or 3 days in. (We were sorta busy around here with that Lombardi-Mardi-Election-RunAroundWithHairOnFire time we were having then.)
And I didn’t feel all that badly about it until now.
In other words, this rocks.