That’s super, honey

January 25, 2012 · 5 comments

H: [reading from the sentences she's written for homework] “I love the smell of panties.”

Me: [gulp] What?

H: [louder] “I LOVE THE SMELL OF PANTIES.”

Me: WHAT?!? [checking homework, which reads "I LOVE THE SMELL OF PEONIES"] Oh. Of course. Peonies.

H: It’s like you’re deaf.

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1 Janet January 25, 2012 at 7:50 pm: I’ll take peonies smell any day. I can’t even SAY the other “p” word without cringing.
I was having coffee with 3 friends. One asked another, “So, are you unfaithful?” Second one said, rather nonchalantly, “No, don’t have any time for that.” I thought that question came completely out of the blue and was shocked. Then they told me the question was “So, are you on FACEBOOK?”
2 Lindsey January 25, 2012 at 7:58 pm: Just spat out my water. Hilarious. xox
3 Pamela January 25, 2012 at 11:54 pm: I laughed so hard I peed.
Thank you for that.
4 AA January 26, 2012 at 12:13 am: I’m laughing so hard I’m crying. Can’t stop laughing.. Can barely type. I can just picture it so well. And I have been there with my son too, so can empathize. And the comments are killing me too. If laughter is good for you, y’all have really helped me out tonight.
5 Karen January 28, 2012 at 11:40 pm: Ha! Hee hee
Yesterday in the grocery store I was shopping for new Rubbermaid storage containers and while I know the labels said lots of things about making room in your pantries and preserving things in your pantries, every time I read the label my mind kept saying ‘panties’ instead. Made for some funny Rubbermaid advertising.