Comments on: That baby is drunk

By: Sandi

Sandi — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 19:58:58 +0000

My kid brother used to like to do that rhyming song thing too (like Kat’s son on #13). He was about 3 years old when we were waiting at a bus stop with a couple other families. He started singing “TRUCK, TRUCK, BO-BUCK, FE, FI, FO, F*CK!” Good times.

By: Sara

Sara — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 18:55:56 +0000

Maaan, apparently I cannot read b/c I got the security word wrong on the first try! Cuss!

I had to delurk to let you know how much I have enjoyed your blog since I found it several months ago. Such a joy to read.
I have laughed so very hard at everyone’s comments. Kids are a riot–I don’t know how anyone can’t go without having ‘em. Maybe they’re the sane ones, no?
I know I am a bit late in the game here, but I had to share.
This is not about my own children, but my pistol of an almost 5 y/o niece. The child has never, since she has gained use of words, been one to hold back. In July she stayed with us for a week. She likes to sit in the bathroom with me and visit and chitchat while I take baths. One particular day while I was drying off in front of her, she sized up my nekkidness and declared: “You have a really hairy thing!” I about died. I am not one to neglect…er…upkeep…so it took me totally off guard. I replied: “Yeah well, so will you one day.”

Just thinking about it makes me laugh even now. Crazy kid!

By: Janet

Janet — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 18:59:00 +0000

We went to the animal hospital the other day (sick cat) and my 2-year-old son took a swing at the vet. And hit him right in the crotch.

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By: Tracey

Tracey — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:03:35 +0000

It’s what they said and how they reacted. The kids were at the waterprk and had gone down the very tall slides that has 2 corkscrew water slides and one high plunge slide. While they took the two corkscrews, a very large woman went down the straight plunge slide.
When they all finished, the woman apparently had not crossed her feet as recommended and had a first class bathing suit wedgie. As she started digging for purchase, the kids burst into hysterics and loudly proclaimed that she was up to her wrist looking for her bathing suit.
Not their finest moment.

By: CourtneyRyan

CourtneyRyan — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 13:58:21 +0000

It wasn’t my child, it was my brother. He was 6 and baseball and hockey ruled his life…

We were at my great aunt’s funeral and there was a very um large woman singing an aria (beautiful really) and when she was done, she sat down and all was silent. My brother starts to stan up and my mother says to him “MJ what ARE you doing?”

He tells her “Momma, its all over, the fat lady’s done singing.”

By: Blessed?

Blessed? — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 06:59:41 +0000

my 19 month old darling daughter. carefully dressed, curls a-shining. sunday service, i have made the decision to dedicate my little bundle of joy to the Lord, and have promised in front of the congregation to raise her in a Christian home. our pastor prays over my daughter and wishes us well…..

….immediately afterwards, kylie decides she’s about had it with all this being held nonsense, so while i stay in the pew with our friends, my husband takes her to the “cry room”, a sound proof room where you can see and hear the sermon with your young ones and not disturb the service.

hubby takes her in the room, stands her on his lap and about dies when she sweetly showcases her new word “SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT’ in the most angelic impromptu song of her life…..

By: Monica

Monica — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 03:50:24 +0000

OK, when my son was about 2 or 3, we were very into the Toy Story movies. Some toy in that movie calls another toy a “Hockey Puck,” which my son liked to imitate. But he got it mixed up, and it came out “Fucky Pot.” And he REALLY liked to call his older brother by this name ALL THE TIME, in all kinds of public places. It was soooooo funny, I never corrected him, but I sure did get embarassed. Laughed very hard every time he did it. Probably 10 or 20 times outside our house, countless times at home.

By: anonymom

anonymom — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 14:04:15 +0000

Easter Sunday. My son was 2. We sat in the 3rd row at church to “help him pay attention.” During the first hymn, he grabbed a hold of my skirt, yanked, and depants me in front of the entire congregation. BTW, it was a skirt with a slit so no slip…
The men seated in row 4 might still be snickering.

By: monique

monique — Fri, 13 Jun 2008 00:16:18 +0000

a christmas eve was the one & only time we took our then 4 year old to church. she hiccuped loudly through the whole service.
god bless us, everyone.