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today kai thx byed

February 7, 2010

today she
did not
get engaged,
get pregnant,
or get dyed

today she
did not
get high,
get dead,
or get kai thx byed

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you

February 5, 2010

Disappointed, today. Saddened by what goes unsaid, today. Frustrated by words that don’t get to the heart of the matter. All the more reason to keep taking step after step, eyes forward. I can’t take you with me.

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TONGUE LICK TONGUE

February 4, 2010

New search queries leading to Breed ‘Em and Weep.

I would say I just can’t help myself, but really, I’m not the problem here.

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The oldie but goodie that started it all: WEEP WEEP NUDE GIRLS

February 3, 2010

These are actual search strings that have landed people at breed ‘em and weep. I did not make them up. I could not make them up if I tried. I am not talking dirty to you.

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An oldie but goodie: COME HAPPY SLUTS

February 3, 2010

COME HAPPY SLUTS, a post I wrote on February 21st, 2006, a post which never, ever fails to amuse me. Onward, you happy sluts!

God Bless Ye, Failed Googlers. Your failure is our triumph yet again.

Behold the actual search strings that have led hundreds of very confused souls to breed ‘em and weep. All who wander online are indeed lost until proven otherwise.

I ask that you hold your applause until all the Lost Googlers have been named and properly categorized for all eternity.

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Sex tapes would be simpler

February 1, 2010

Imagine:
A box shows up on your doorstep.
Inside, it contains an old mini-DV camera, batteries and 25 hours of footage of you, exactly ten years ago.
Exactly ten years ago, you were the subject of a documentary project, a film that didn’t happen, after all.
But the tapes exist.
And there they are.
You know if you look [...]

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On tending fire

January 29, 2010

A rarity: my intention matches my actions. I heed the fire. I try to stretch the fire, using old newspapers, twigs gleaned from the dry brown yard, precious fatwood I found tucked into a printed burlap sack: CAPE COD FIREPLACE. I have to figure out where to get more of the fatwood, to replace what I’ve used. I have stretched firemaking resources to the max, being a firemaking novice. I am a beginner at flames, and the dwindling supplies show it.

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Can I sell my busted intuition on craigslist?

January 27, 2010

I honestly don’t know what to do with it, the old, once-trusted voice. On one hand, I feel grateful to it for getting me this far. But mostly, these days, I just want to tear it out of my chest, drag it out back, and shoot it.

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Green Paws

January 25, 2010

Pssst. Go check out my new article at a big ol’ eco-savvy site…

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Housestanding

January 23, 2010

I don’t know this house.
I enter lightly, with a nod
to those who came before
me, to those to whom this
house has always belonged.

If the dogs of this house
are aware I am a nomad
they do not give tell.

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