My goodness gracious! Behaaaave-akah! It’s the first night of Hanukkah!
Voting ends at midnight, and oy vey! The dreck being flung! Everybody just come on over and we’ll loosen our nursing bras and unlace our combat boots and take out a few piercings and have some red wine and David’s homemade latkes and applesauce and we can count down just before midnight and then all hug and French-kiss each other and light sparklers on the front lawn and sing Captain Jack and Shabbat Shalom and the theme song from Caillou while we sway shoulder to shoulder and weep gentle tears of friendship and solidarity.
Even dear Jimbo. Who called me a tramp! And a cheating slut! Jimbo sure knows how to use his words! I will be Jimbo’s tramp and cheating slut forever on the Internet! Jimbo’s Best Parenting Blog Cheating Tramp Slut!
I think I’m turned on.
Happy Hanukkah all. Here’s to lighting brilliant (but nicely contained) flames all season long. Thanks for the passion. Passion is good. Just make sure nobody pokes an eye out or burns anybody’s hair off, all right? Or I’ll have to take away the plastic utensils and the Hanukkah candles until next year.
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It is so on…
okay, i’ve voted, but um, please don’t stop writing about dog poo. seriously. don’t. stop.
Passion is very good, and so are David’s latkes. What a wonderful Hanukkah meal he made tonight while Jenn was out cavorting at her office Christmas party. She looked like a hottie, not a slut.
Peace, joy and love :>)
I’m thinking of staying up ’til midnight – this is more fun than New Year’s Eve! (I don’t get out much do I?)
oh, and if you didn’t get the password, please email again–i sent it, but have been having some email problems.
You’re going to be so FAAAAYmous, dahlink. But just remember I knew you back when…
Happy Cha-Haunaka. (I spell it differently every time not because I’m too stupid to rememeber the right spelling, I swear… just trying to keep people on their toes.)
Chin up, it’s almost over! (Though whoever invented real-time voting should be SHOT, don’t you think?) You’ve done great, and you have an excellent blog–I’ve added you to my Bloglines.
Congratulations!
Jenn, I’ve cast my votes regularly, but win or lose, your blog rules! I have laughed so many times this past year (and snorted various beverages onto my poor keyboard). You’ve brought me to tears with your beautiful writing. And I’m convinced you have the world’s greatest daughters. You will always be tops to your readers.
Now the world’s not so tough
‘Cept when I’ve had enough
There’s lots of fun stuff
I’m Caaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooouuuuu!
Congratulations whether you win or lose. You have the best blog regardless of the vote tally. That’s not to say I haven’t been voting for you like mad, from two different computers, no less, so that’s two votes a day! I see my Bloglines tell me when you’ve posted, and I do a happy jig in my chair. I look pretty stupid, actually.
Victory… is ours.
If I’d known previously that there was going to be French kissing involved, I would have snuck onto my coworkers’ computers at the office and voted for you from their IP addresses. C’mon! It’s French kissing!! Tastes like red wine and frogs’ legs! YUM!!
You, Jenn, are the bestest cheating slut I know.
I know you have to wait for an “official” count and notification but it sure looks like the fat lady sang.
Cheers and congrats, kiddo! Keep blogging Jennster :>)
yipeeeeeeeeee– congrats
Hey! This may be the first time I’ve felt like my vote counted!
kelly, were you the one who nominated Jenn in the first place?!
woooooooooooooot!
You’re going to Vegas!
You”re going to Vegas!
Rina, only if she wins again next year!
Oops, you may be right … I think this year’s winners are getting “free registration” to the Vegas gig where next year’s winners will receive their honors.
Jenn in Vegas … now that would provide plenty of blog material!