Last night:
S: Oh no you DIH-INT.
H: OH YES I DIH-ID.
S: Oh no you DIH-INT.
H: OH YES I DIH-ID.
S: No you dih-int ’cause I SAW-AW you.
H: OH YES I DIH-ID ‘CAUSE YOU DIH-INT SAW ME!
S: I know you cah-ant.
H: OH YES I CAH-AN.
S: [turns to me, quizzical look] Is it advanced of us to be saying ‘NO YOU DIH-INT’ and ‘YES YOU DIH-ID’?
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sadly, in the last play i was in, this is almost exactly the script of the improv-d riffing of these two actors left stranded on stage, waiting for the third one to change into the correct costume and join them for the scene. i almost had to be carted away back stage b/c i was laughing so hard
I laughed so much I cri-hied!
this was better than Cats
Ha! Too funny!
yes, Sophitchka, very advanced. next we’ll discuss the proper use of the word SNAP!
That cracks me up. Let’s just hope they don’t start calling each other “Bee-otch” next.
Those girls are perfect.
And advanced!
Absolutely advanced…and humorous beyond their years!
Not sure, but reading you makes me smile.