Part of last week looked like this:
1. Trying to Be the Bird Whisperer
2. Why I Should Stay Away From White Birds Forever
3. The Money Shot
Why I should stay away from all white birds
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Avian flu! Avian flu!
No, really, ow. At least you look happy. (Although I’ve read your position on that.) ANYWAY. How did the bird taste?
Oh those damn birds! I fear them. Look how happy the sight of your own blood makes you, though!
Aw, jeez. Some of us are phobic about blood, y’know. Especially all close up like that.
(You look adorable in the middle photo, BTW.)
I don’t mind the blood, but the bird scares the crap out of me.
Youch! No birds for me, thanks.
I’m going to need to know what you did to that bird. Surely, you violated it somehow?
A little rice,a little curry,a nice white wine….tastes just like chicken!
Seriously though…OUCH!
That’s the thing about birds – they’re so, um, flighty.
In the middle picture I thought the bird had pooped on you. Then I saw the close up and thought, “That bird poops red!”
Then I remembered that I haven’t had my coffee yet.
Ouch.
Of course, this is a great segue into the classic Attack of the Killer Swan story which is just begging to be told to your readers.
Just sayin’.
Oh No! You were bitten! Now you’re going to become one of THEM!!!!
I think this was staged.
you and your blood are photogenic
Does the danger increase as the color deepens?
That’ll teach you not to mess with some strange pecker.
Polly wanna cracker?
Polly want blood!
Was that from beak or nail?
Beak.
You should see what the bird looks like.
What did you say to him?
man, you so totally pissed that bird off.
Love tap?
I hear some birds are into that kind of kinky stuff.
ok, no more Barbarella reruns for you!
Please, please, PLEASE tell the “Attack of the Killer Swan” story!
Please!
Yikes! STEP AWAY FROM THE BIRDS!
Only white birds…no other color?
Really Jenn, that sounds a little prejudice to me. No wonder he bit you.
That is a pretty big smile for someone that was just bitten by a bird. Save the picture to show to your kids when they get hurt and are begging for a BAND-AID! You can say, “Look here … I was really hurt, but I didn’t need a BAND-AID. I didn’t get a BAND-AID. You don’t need a B-A-N-D-A-I-D!”
Birds freak me out… and not in a good way.
Ah geez… it’s just nail polish… it’s just nail polish… it’s just nail polish
Hate blood.
Oh, and, hope you’re ok!
omg i was all set to say something witty and then i read karina’s comment and fell over dead with laughter.
Ouch! I’d stay away too! Did the bird fly away after he pecked you?
the bird? dead now, right?
what do ya think.. it’s the Mater!
Anyways.. check out YOURmailTOtheWORLD.blogspot.com? I think it’s got a pretty good concept?
One’s life is not complete until you have scars from bird bites.
I love birds (even when they break fingers), I love the fact that you look so proud of your battle wound, and I love the fact that you included your super-duper close up of the dripping blood.
You’re awesome.