Jenn37: Usurper usurper usurper usurper usurper
Jenn38: I beg your pardon?
Jenn37: You stole my thunder you’ve been telling everyone we’re 38 for eight months which means I only got four months in the spotlight FOUR STUPID MONTHS before you started saying OH I’M 38 I mean what the hell
Jenn18: No way. People don’t forget how old they are. That is SO, like, trite
Jenn38: Relax. It’s all good.
Jenn12: I couple-skated with Michael!!!!! To “Open Arms”!!! OMG!!!!
Jenn37: It is NOT all good I got a cake with a naked half-Barbie on it and then you all totally forgot about me
Jenn38: You should really punctuate. Even Jenn12 punctuates here.
Jenn6: I wnt A parra keet
Jenn37: I am in a state of protest one does not punctuate in a state of protest
Jenn21: I hear you Jenn37 rock on
Jenn38: Look, I can take it from here.
Jenn37: I got no credit I am the one going through the divorce I am the one who got laid off I am the one who has a blog
Jenn37: that someone found today by Googling LICE REMOVAL VODKA
Jenn36: Hey, I had a crappy year too, boo hoo, don’t hear me complaining
Jenn37: That’s because you were too heavily medicated to complain
Jenn36: Totally not true!
Jenn37: SINGING TOILETRIES?
Jenn36: Low blow
Jenn38: Let’s talk Buddhism. We can resolve this by letting go. Attachment causes suffering.
Jenn4: monica monica she pullled me out OF THE pzotty wheN the boy lefft the SeAT up she iS a Nice FRIend
Jenn16: mary said it has a weird mushroom tip and it’s better if you don’t pee first
Jenn10: i don’t like mushrooms yuck yuck ew! i am fat!!! tommy said skinny jenny mattern but when i told my mom i saw her face and i knew i was fat
Jenn37: THIS IS ABOUT ME THIS IS ABOUT ME THIS IS ABOUT ME FOR ONCE
Jenn38: You’re Pretty Plus at Sears. That’s not the same thing as fat, sweetie. You’ll turn out fine.
Jenn11: i hate my nose SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much OMG i totally need a nose job or I will never have a boyfriend
Jenn37: !@#!@###$%$#%!$%$$$%!$#%
Jenn2: my mommy is fat and theY put Me in a NEW rooom buT i doN’t know why
Jenn3: my baby brOTher is stinky that was mY teddddy bAer
Jenn28: at least you don’t have to write porn anymore, 37
Jenn37: I still pimp myself out and 38 got all the credit for that
Jenn26: my breakup sucked too, you’re not the only one with a story, 37
Jenn37: a breakup at 26 is nothing like a breakup at 37 and you know it you weren’t married
Jenn18: i really like this boy but he’s going out with somebody else
Jenn26: shut up, nobody cares
Jenn21: i still like him but
Jenn26: does it always have to be about a BOY
Jenn22: I want to kiss a girl
Jenn38: Loving kindness. Loving kindness. Metta. Metta. Metta. Breathe, all.
Jenn27: dudes, I can totally vouch for 26, she was MESSED UP
Jenn26: yo, dat so tru
Jenn27: double tru
Jenn26: {{hugs}}
Jenn27: {{hugs back}}
Jenn37: you have no idea you just don’t understand
Jenn31: my boobs really hurt, man. the la leche people said this was a piece of cake if you get her to latch on right.
Jenn33: my boobs really hurt too.
Jenn31: {{hugs}}
Jenn33: {{hugs back}}
Jenn9: i already have boobies and i don’t like them and my mom hasn’t bought me a BRA yet
Jenn17: i have awesome boobies!!!!!
Jenn18: {{high fives}}
Jenn17: {{high fives}}
Jenn37: stop it stop it stop it you all got your time a full 12 months
Jenn8: ginger died in a slinky we put in her cage joe cried and mom took a picture that turned all red
Jenn37: i’m the first age to get forgotten THE FIRST AGE TO GET FORGOTTEN
Jenn35: That does suck
Jenn37: THANK YOU 35 AT LEAST SOMEONE AROUND HERE HAS SOME COMPASSION
Jenn38: Think of it this way: you took one for the team. It had to happen sooner or later.
Jenn37: SPOKEN BY THE AGE THAT GETS 20 MONTHS
Jenn38: I think I want another baby.
Jenn37: Are you frickin’ nuts???!!!!!!!!?????????? HOW’S THAT FOR SOME PUNCTUATION????
Jenn38: I am not attached to the concept. I was merely letting it pass through me.
Jenn30: HOLY SHIT I’M GOING TO PASS OUT IF THEY DON’T GET THIS BABY OUT OF ME I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN
Jenn24: I’m going to be an actress
Jenn25: off-off-off-off Broadway because my stupid acne still won’t go away
Jenn27: I’m going to be a playwright because my stupid acne still won’t go away and playwrights can have acne
Jenn37: GET USED TO IT
Jenn38: Learn to live with your flaws. You’re beautiful as you are. We are all beautiful.
Jenn23: I am not beautiful. My hair is falling out in clumps from whatever was in this Hungarian water. Ew.
Jenn14: EW!!!! BALDIE!!!!!
Jenn15: GROSS!!!!!! put more aussie scrunch spray in it for volume
Jenn38: It’s not about hair, it’s not about what you think. Life is mysterious.
Jenn13: I just got my .
Jenn13: get it?
Jenn13: GET IT?
Jenn13: ha ha ha ha
Jenn37: I still get it
Jenn38: I do too. It’s a beautiful thing.
Jenn29: LOL
Jenn5: I don’t get it? ? ? you have a dot? ??
Jenn10: my parrakeet died and i am so sad.
Jenn37: Everything dies
Jenn38: Everything lives on
Jenn36: I have to agree with 37. Everything dies. Love, parents, beliefs. It’s a shitty life.
Jenn10: [logs off]
Jenn4: [cries]
Jenn24: {{hugs 2 Jenn4}}
Jenn28: It’s not a shitty life! Love is beautiful! There’s so much to look forward to. Always.
Jenn38: Absolutely. Love is all around us. It changes, it slips out of sight, but it always comes back.
Jenn17: TOTALLY! TOTALLY! I GOT BACK TOGETHER WITH J. LIKE FOUR TIMES IN ONE YEAR
Jenn1: mama love daddy love pretty birdies flowers doggie nana mimi pop pop
Jenn4: i don’t like when daddy sings puffff thE majick dregon it mkaes me CRY
Jenn37: DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON CRYING
Jenn35: I think I win the record
Jenn38: It is not a competition. Tonglen. Exhale healing. Extend healing to the future, the present and the past.
Jenn15: weirdo freak
Jenn16: totally!!!!!!! tongue-what??????????
Jenn15: ROTFL!!!
Jenn17: LMAO!!!
Jenn37: I GIVE UP
Jenn38: So do I.
Jenn3: pick me up pick me up pick ME up the baby is sTinky and he tooked my room
Jenn90: Where am I?
Jenn38: That’s what we’d like to know! Hello! Welcome! What’s it look like there?
Jenn90: The weather is beautiful.
Jenn37: How long did you get to be 90?
Jenn90: 90 what?
Jenn37: Never mind
Jenn90: Happy birthday
Jenn37: THANK YOU
Jenn38: Thank you
Jenn90: Glorious month for a birthday, really
Jenn12: i have to use deodorant now.
Jenn90: I don’t bother
Jenn70: Me either
Jenn90: Wasn’t that trip to Iceland something?
Jenn70: Fantastic! Trip of a lifetime!
Jenn37: When does HAPPY kick in
Jenn37: for long periods of time
Jenn38: Don’t be so attached to HAPPY
Jenn64: Happy is overrated. Interesting is underrated.
Jenn90: No harm in wishing happy birthday though
Jenn64: Of course not
Jenn37: i’m going to bed
Jenn38: 37, you deserve a good rest.
Jenn37: thank you
Jenn4: i don’t take naps anymore but my brother does his room smells like peepee
Jenn90: My room smells like peepee
Jenn70: ROTFL!!!!
Jenn83: LMAO!!!!!!!
Jenn16: [logs off]
Jenn14: [logs off]
Jenn37: [logs off]
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