Yeah, I’ve got my share of lousy genes, but I did hit the jackpot with the Easily Amused Gene and the Not Easily Offended Gene and the Too Confused to Know If I Should Be Offended Gene. Yo! Case in point:
I Gizoogled breed ‘em and weep. Snoop talk tranzialation! I think it really addizzles a shawty, fo’ sho.
Don’t Imus me in the morning, yo. It be tha Gizoogle speakin’, yo. I aints representin’, be remizzlinberizzlin’ it be Snoop Dogg talk.
S-H-to-tha-rizzle it wit ya shot calla sistas. Or maybe I mean SHARIZZLE IT. I can’t conjugate Snoop talk on my own.
Drop it like it’s hot! I have no idea what that means! But I want to know! I want to drop my life like it’s hot! I want Snoop Dogg to do a guest post RIGHT HERE AT B’EAW! Hook me up. Somebody. Snoop on parenting. There’s my book deal. Right there.
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I gizzoogled my own blog.
That was, umm, interesting.
Thanks for the link. I tried to read mine aloud to my hubby but I am entirely too white and nerdy to pull it off.
Have a great night.
Let’s see what Spot does with this … I wonder what Snoop’s college application essay looked like (if he went).
Be watchin’ what yo sayin’ about da genes. Yo momma might be takin’ a broom to yo …
I better stop while I’m ahead.
Oh my GOODNESS, I’m crying – where? How? Wha? Look at April 8th:
“Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn.”
Oh the imagery, the prose! I may have to read you this way from now on, Jen. you are so westside.
Where am I ? I am just a cracker mama who has no idea what just happened up there??
Go off and live some Life with a capital L for a few weeks and look what happens to your favorite blog…..
Who thought that one up?
Oh my god. I gizoogled my blog and, well, hilarious. I can barely understand any of it but it was funny. Thanks for the laugh!
THAT is amaaaazing.
I am Gizoogle’s new bitch.
Or ‘ho.
or whatever.
Word.
Wow, who knew my black alter-ego liked the n-word so much. They’re going to send me to rehab with Imus if anyone ever gets a hold of that.
Thanks for the laugh, Jenn!
There is something just plain wrong about a Redneck talking all Snoop like.
Especially when every other word out of my mouth is mutha fu..a and the n-word.
I’m so hard core.
fo shizzle
Bossy is plenty jive without added Google translation.
Oh, my! Who’d have ever thought that I’d have the name Jake Gyllenhaal and “hittin’ on that booty” under the Fifi name. That stuff is hysterical! And it certainly beats watching the river flow tables, waiting for a crest, and watching the lake in the back garden grow bigger and bigger…we’re not under water yet! Thanks for the entertainment tip! /Fifi
Oooh! I know what “drop it like it’s hot” means now! Only because I go to urbandictionary.com for pretty much everything. hee!
I would totally be down with Snoop giving us the 4-1-1, or is the 1-4-4? I have no idea. See. We totally need Snoop.
Shaking. With. Laughter.
My favorite is that “Eli the Passover Dog” became “Eli tha Drug Deala Dog.”
Or perhaps it’s the random “Boom bam as I step in the jam, God damn” that got thrown into the Jesus post.
Or, no, maybe it’s you saying to Surly Teenage Boys “And maybe someday we’ll even hizzy a good laugh over this afta Doggy Stylin’ dinna.” Because I don’t see you doggy stylin’ with those surly teenage boys any time soon. I don’t know.
Seriously. That is some kinda’ funny. Shizzy mah nizzy. Or whatever.
I am not sure if I have ever commented, but this one is worth telling you: WORD.
That is THE COOLEST THING EVER. I had to put it up on my site so I can blog in Snoop-speak. Man, I love Snoop.
this so frigin loony bro