Fo’ a good time, type Gizoogle.com

Yeah, I’ve got my share of lousy genes, but I did hit the jackpot with the Easily Amused Gene and the Not Easily Offended Gene and the Too Confused to Know If I Should Be Offended Gene. Yo! Case in point:

I Gizoogled breed ‘em and weep. Snoop talk tranzialation! I think it really addizzles a shawty, fo’ sho.

Don’t Imus me in the morning, yo. It be tha Gizoogle speakin’, yo. I aints representin’, be remizzlinberizzlin’ it be Snoop Dogg talk.

Shizzouts to my homegirl and shot calla sista, Ingrid, who find all dis interest’n shiznit fo’ me. She K-N-to-tha-owizzles me and be frontin’ me against all comers, yo. Deep thought sista quotizzlin’, fo’ you, homegirl.

S-H-to-tha-rizzle it wit ya shot calla sistas. Or maybe I mean SHARIZZLE IT. I can’t conjugate Snoop talk on my own.

Drop it like it’s hot! I have no idea what that means! But I want to know! I want to drop my life like it’s hot! I want Snoop Dogg to do a guest post RIGHT HERE AT B’EAW! Hook me up. Somebody. Snoop on parenting. There’s my book deal. Right there.