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Time-out. (General insanity)

Nothing Compares 2 U, except maybe some sleep

February 6, 2011 · 18 comments

Child hacks up a lung several times in the middle of the night. The lung slithers into my bed, each time, croupily demanding stroking. “Bad lung,” I say. It snarls at me, pops a few alveoli, right in my ear, like bubble wrap. “BAD, BAD LUNG. BACK TO YOUR PERSON,” I order. I drag the [...]

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I See You Have Read My Online Article (NSFW or little ones)

January 23, 2011 · 24 comments

I would apologize for the strong language, but I didn’t write the naughty stuff. My trolls wrote their own lines. I’d give them credit, but they never leave their real names. This was fun. Let’s do it again sometime.

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Hit me baby, one more time

January 22, 2011 · 14 comments

A friend wrote me, “A slut does everyone. A bitch does everyone but you.”

That made me laugh.

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The Fifth Annual Blogger Christmalhijrahanukwanzaakah Concert

December 15, 2010 · 13 comments

It’s live! And it is PURE AWESOMENESS.

The Fifth Annual Blogger Christmalhijrahanukwanzaakah Concert, hosted by Citizen of the Month’s Neil Kramer, is a holiday assortment of various bloggers Doing Their Holiday Thang, whatever their holiday or their thang might be.

The Mater and I are in the ninth (or so) slot, with a very special mother-daughter Christmas duet. So special, my girls covered their eyes and shrieked while watching it this morning. I’m sure they’re just very, very proud.

DON’T MISS. And a very Happy Christmalhijrahanukwanzaakah to everyone!

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Second order of business

December 14, 2010 · 3 comments

Tomorrow—Wednesday, December 15th, 2010—you are going to want to go HERE.

I’m not kidding. One more time: you DO NOT WANT TO MISS IT. THE EVENT OF THE SEASON! OMG!

[click on post title to read more yummy chewy details]

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what I really like

November 18, 2010 · 11 comments

Give thanks to your Lord
as you wait on the corner
in your ski mask
for your next assignment.

Under the mailbox, you will
find a paper bag holding
smooth, heavy stones.
Your favorite. [read more...]

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Áfram áfram, Ísland!

November 13, 2010 · 5 comments

I am going to have 300,000 new best friends very soon. I can feel it. Áfram, Ísland! Click thru to see the video…

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Home-less

October 21, 2010 · 5 comments

New post at Single Mom at Work. Theme, sentiment: not new. I can’t help it. The nightmares throw me, hard. Damn brain.

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when i think about the Olympics i tweet myself

February 28, 2010 · 12 comments

mommyjenny I think I just saw a mountie blowup doll hump one of the beavers #bleachmybrain
20 seconds ago via web

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Hi, urology! Why so pissed off?

January 13, 2010 · 30 comments

I was all like, you’ve got naughty cartoons in your bathroom! How can you get away with that?

And he was all like, welcome to Urology!

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