Boom bam as I step in the jam

Boom bam, no need to step in the troll jam!

I know, I know: You thought I was being frivizzlous with my Gizoogle adventures, but it turns out that Gizoogle has a most excellent, most valuable practical application for bloggers, yea, verilyizzle, forizzlesooth.

Mean comments slide right down the gullet like raw oysters coated in Crisco when fed through Gizoogle.com. We’re talking Nobel Peace Prize for the Gizoogle creators, the start of world peace and doves and rainbows and universal recycling.

So check out this shiznit, fellow bloggers! Preventing all sorts of stress and heart disease and nervous eating, this wondrous Gizoogle, and that’s just the beginning. Don’t understand you, T., never have to understand you, T., la la la la laaaaa la laaa Gizoogle be frontin’ me la la laaaaa:

T. | April 16th, 2007 at 1:58 pm

Wow fo all my homies in the pen. Frontin’. Just whiznat we need – gangsta know-it-all in tha world. Whizzat exactly is you try’n ta git at in this..th’n you wrote? Thizzay you know whiznat brotha boy’s penis’ look like? Wizzell, congratulizzles fo’ sheezy. I know too, but thiznat doesn’t mean T-H-to-tha-izzat I kizzy dippin’ `bout what is wrong wit kids today . Aint no stoppin’ this shit nigga. Behind every fizzle is a story, mizzy of W-H-to-tha-izzich you don’t K-N-to-tha-izzow, n jizzust coz a boi is playa doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a reason ta be angry. And you know whiznat? They knizzow what yo frumpy old vagina looks like too, it’s called “porno” n tizzle can find a picture of a hustla version of yos anywhere on tha net . Yippie yo, you can’t see my flow. It’s . Yippie yo, you can’t see my flow. mackin’ how some thugz think that coz they gots knocked up or had a few extra birthdays, that tizzle know all there is ta knizzow n that anyone wit a birthdate hustla yos is an idiot n you should rule supreme . Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. You kizzy wizzle I think? I think you need ta git over yoself n face tha reality that otha thugz have problems too. Jizzay coz someone is angry, doesn’t mean they’re a drama queen, or they “surly”. Did you go ta dictionizzles just ta look up that coo` word? That’s? jizzy awesome . Throw yo guns in the motherfuckin air. I guess it means thiznat if anyone besides yoself has a problem it doesn’t compare ta yos, n you probably aren’t a very sympathizzles ear, eitha. You sound like one of those kind of thugz wizzy wheneva someone needs ta let off some steam n says, “Man…I had a crappy day,” yo F-to-tha-izzirst reply is “Oh yeah? Wizzell you should hear how crappy MY day was”.
Seriously…..get over yoself.