A is for apples, which rot in the bowl.
B is for baby clothes, which sure need to go.
C is for Carlita, who drinks my bathwater.
D is for dogs, fantastic blog fodder.
E is for effort, I score a B-plus.
F is for fail, I throw myself under the bus.
G is for God, who could throw us a bone.
H is for Hattie Belle, who hates to be alone.
I is for I, who wakes up afear’d.
J is for Jenn, pleasantly weird.
K is for kids, raucous and fighting.
L is for love, like, and poor lighting.
M is for Mater, the echoing saint,
N is for Nina, dog saint, she ain’t.
O is for ogle, when I peer at me bum,
P is for perplexed, when I see what it’s become.
Q is for quaint, optimistic word for our home.
R is for roof, which crumbles like Rome.
S is for Sophie, pale, wise and wry.
T is for TV, may it never run dry.
U is for texting, forgive me my sins.
V is for Valentine’s Day, toss it to the winds.
W is for winning the lottery, HA HA HA HA.
X is for ex, SHA NA NAAA NA.
Y is for you, my sweethearts! My delights!
Z is always for zebra, zee bra ees too tights.
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